The WBF humor and joke thread.

[AMR / iFi audio]

Every ten years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence to speak two words.

Ten years go by and it’s one monk’s first chance.

He thinks for a second before saying, “Food bad.”

Ten years later, he says, “Bed hard.”

It’s the big day, a decade later. He gives the head monk a long stare and says, “I quit.”

“I’m not surprised,” the head monk says.

“You’ve been complaining ever since you got here.”

 

[bonzo75]

 

[rando]

 

[Michael Davitt]

 

[Michael Davitt]

Those cheap "Beats" headphones might be fakes !​

Here's how to tell:​

Plug headphones into a proper audio source.
Play any music.
Now listen closely . . .

1. Note the nuances of the bass. Is it clean and well-defined ?
2. Are the high frequencies nice and crisp ?
3. Pay attention to the mid-range frequencies . . . are they balanced with the high and low frequencies ?

If you answered YES to any of the above steps . . . sorry, you were ripped off !

 

[Michael Davitt]

How do you milk a sheep and make a profit ?​

Remove the audio jack . . .

 

[Michael Davitt]

A recent survey by a prominent political pollster
shows that the average voter has
one breast and one testicle . . .

 

[bonzo75]

 

[Michael Davitt]

 

[carl13]

The Audiophile's Wife

A gathering place for the victims of sound.

www.theaudiophileswife.com

 

[P-pan]

Never work alone in the evenings ...

http://imgur.com/wbrwscH

 

[rando]

 

[AMR / iFi audio]

 

[rpk]

gold plated, rhodium, copper was yesterday.....

 

[Steveo]

 

[andromedaaudio]

A mechanic of the cardealership in NL ( probably Ferrari dealership Hilversum) took a clients Ferrari Enzo ( 3 million euro ) for a test ride

Ferrari Enzo van drie miljoen euro crasht tegen boom in Baarn

Dinsdagochtend is een Ferrari Enzo aan de Amsterdamsestraatweg (N221) in Baarn in de prak gereden tegen een boom.

www.telegraaf.nl

 

[bonzo75]

AMBIDEXTROUS is ambidextrous — its first half draws on the first half of the alphabet, its second on the second.

 

[AMR / iFi audio]

A mechanic of the cardealership in NL ( probably Ferrari dealership Hilversum) took a clients Ferrari Enzo ( 3 million euro ) for a test ride

Ferrari Enzo van drie miljoen euro crasht tegen boom in Baarn

Dinsdagochtend is een Ferrari Enzo aan de Amsterdamsestraatweg (N221) in Baarn in de prak gereden tegen een boom.

www.telegraaf.nl

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at least right now, the mechanic can be sure that there is something wrong with the car (hope he's ok).

 

[andromedaaudio]

at least right now, the mechanic can be sure that there is something wrong with the car (hope he's ok).

When a dealer in holland says testride he means business.

I doubt the mechanic is still working there though

 

[AMR / iFi audio]

When a dealer in holland says testride he means business.

I doubt the mechanic is still working there though

I guess it did not work out then.