The WBF humor and joke thread.

[treitz3]

I know folks who ordered rush shipping and got things within 6 hours through Amazon. It depends on where you live/product that you buy.

Tom

 

[Kal Rubinson]

We have two local fulfillment centers and NOTHING I ORDER SHOWS UP EVEN WITHIN 2 DAYS. Literally everything takes forever. The good old days are gone.

I know folks who ordered rush shipping and got things within 6 hours through Amazon. It depends on where you live/product that you buy.

Tom

Yup. FWIW, I also get Nespresso deliveries next day without extra cost (most of the time).

 

[Gregadd]

I know folks who ordered rush shipping and got things within 6 hours through Amazon. It depends on where you live/product that you buy.

Tom

I pay extra for Amazon Prime. It guarantees second day delivery. Then I track my package as it crawls it way to my house to a arrive whenever. They even tel me it's not going to be here in two days after I place my order. Maybe if Jeff took his spaceship money and poured into shipping...
The jokes on me.

 

[Tuckia]

We have armies of Amazon Prime trucks circling our neighborhood 15/7 (haven't seen deliveries after 10pm or before 7am). Sometimes deliveries are same day.

 

[Gregadd]

I received some next day deliveries at first. Just got one Monday if you don't count Sunday. They are rare.

 

[Gregadd]

I received some next day deliveries at first. Just got one Monday if you don't count Sunday. They are rare.

 

[Folsom]

Prime in my areas means free shipping and access to their streaming, that is all.

 

[Gregadd]

"FREE Two-Day Shipping on eligible items" [emphasis supplied] I should have read the small print. Thanks Folsom

 

[bonzo75]

Vin diesel

 

[DeYoung]

 

[rando]

The sound of a fingernail slowly scraping across vinyl grooves.
Deep breaths and visualizing the sound of a fingernail slowly scraping across vinyl grooves.

 

[Gregadd]

Vegans

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rack not pair.

 

[bonzo75]

 

[bonzo75]

Cats must be audiophiles

 

[bonzo75]

Just last week

 

[The German Sound Master]

 

[bonzo75]

Physics and math

 

[bonzo75]

Artificial intelligence

 

[bonzo75]

Bass solo

 

[The German Sound Master]