A football takeoff of the recent cable TV ad

[audioguy]

"When you don't beat LSU, you get angry. When you get angry, you buy a Harley. When you buy a Harley, you meet a 25 year old blond female former college volleyball player. When you meet a 25 year old blond female former college volleyball player, you invite her to ride on your Harley. When the 25 year old blond female former college volleyball player rides on your Harley pressed against you, you end up in a roadside ditch.

Don't end up in a roadside ditch. Beat LSU!"

 

[mep]

He invited her for more than sitting on his Harley.

 

[Steve williams]

Both you guys crack me up