Oh, this is rich!
"LOVE plays vinyl the traditional way, with a stylus, with the crackles and pops, with that rich, warm analog sound that bring each song to life."
Really, I didn't know the crackles and pops were part of the rich warm analog sound we all crave.
Next:
Bandwidth (3dB): 20 Hz to 18 KHz
Sample rate: 44 kHz, 16 bit stereo
Channel Separation: 25dB at 1kHz
Channel Balance: 2dB
Really? What part of 16/44 is the "rich warm analog sound we all crave"?
And how can you go wrong with channel balance that is within 2 dB? Not 0.2dB. 2dB!!
Honestly, I'm tempted to give them $319 just so I can be the first on my block to see exactly how this amazing piece of crap sounds.
Here's the sad part- First, it is actually a damn clever device. Really. Second, millennials will love this thing and the company will probably make a fortune.
But as they say on Shark Tank- I'm out. I do not want to die and go to Heaven to meet God, with his Wilson Chronosonic speakers playing LPs on a uber expensive rig in the background, and have him look at me and say: "You bought what? Get the hell out of here. Literally."