I was flipping channels and saw this on Cinemax.
An asian telepathic monk named Panasonic (no typos here guys) is set on a quest to find a mercenary named Swan. He trudges through the requisite varied landscapes from marsh to desert and stops by to rest beside an old rocket (welded together from drums and scrap metal). Shortly he hears a rattle and is bitten (the snake shown is a Boa not a rattlesnake). He tries to suck out the non-existent venom but passes out anyway. He is rescued by Swan, who is dressed like David Hassle-hoff on a German album tour and taken to Swan's cave. Swan attempts to speak with Panasonic when Panasonic wakes.
S: What's the matter, don't you talk?
P: My people talk to each other with our minds.
S: Seriously?
P: (close up of Panasonic, audio voiceover) See? I'm now talking to you with my mind and my lips aren't moving.
S: Wow......
I want that 5 minutes of my life back and I want whoever gave that film the green light in irons.
An asian telepathic monk named Panasonic (no typos here guys) is set on a quest to find a mercenary named Swan. He trudges through the requisite varied landscapes from marsh to desert and stops by to rest beside an old rocket (welded together from drums and scrap metal). Shortly he hears a rattle and is bitten (the snake shown is a Boa not a rattlesnake). He tries to suck out the non-existent venom but passes out anyway. He is rescued by Swan, who is dressed like David Hassle-hoff on a German album tour and taken to Swan's cave. Swan attempts to speak with Panasonic when Panasonic wakes.
S: What's the matter, don't you talk?
P: My people talk to each other with our minds.
S: Seriously?
P: (close up of Panasonic, audio voiceover) See? I'm now talking to you with my mind and my lips aren't moving.
S: Wow......
I want that 5 minutes of my life back and I want whoever gave that film the green light in irons.
