EXCLUSIVE: The Pentagon Has a Plan to Stop the Zombie Apocalypse. Seriously

Steve williams · May 15, 2014

es347 · May 15, 2014

Calling it a plan to defend against "zombies"?...uh huh...zombies is just a place holder for ________....fill in the blank..

MylesBAstor · May 15, 2014

Steve Williams said:
http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articl...agon_has_a_plan_to_stop_the_zombie_apocalypse

Do you sleep better now knowing that?

es347 · May 15, 2014

MylesBAstor said:
Do you sleep better now knowing that?

That depends on which side of the aisle you find yourself politically..

MylesBAstor · May 15, 2014

es347 said:
That depends on which side of the aisle you find yourself politically..

You mean if they're Democratic or Republican zombies?

Asamel · May 15, 2014

Don't go there Miles!

Orb · May 15, 2014

MylesBAstor said:
You mean if they're Democratic or Republican zombies?

Does one eat grass (possibly organic but probably beyond a zombie thought process) and the other deer?

Cheers
Orb

ack · May 16, 2014

I must assume the Pentagon also has a plan to deal with Godzilla?

Ronm1 · May 16, 2014

Brad Pitt and Brian Cranston are on retainer. Course there is always Jack Bauer.

Orb · May 16, 2014

Ronm1 said:
Brad Pitt and Brian Cranston are on retainer. Course there is always Jack Bauer.

Yeah but they will only call on Jack Bauer when there is only 24 hours left to save the country

Cheers
Orb

BlueFox · May 16, 2014

The idea behind this is they can develop plans on how to nuke cities in the U.S. without spinning up the conspiracy theory lunatic fringe.