NASA has a job opening for someone to defend Earth from aliens — and it pays a six-figure salary

[NorthStar]

• Science: A rare and cosmically important position

"The gig? Help defend Earth from alien contamination, and help Earth avoid contaminating alien worlds it's trying to explore.
The pay? A six-figure salary, from $124,406 to $187,000 a year, plus benefits."

Catharine Conley, NASA's sole planetary protection officer.

Who qualifies as a candidate? Read the article to find out if you should apply.
Being a security officer againsts aliens is not a job for everyone; you have to know first where you are coming from, and then know when an alien try to get into the discotheque without paying the cover charge. You don't need to be big like a bouncer for that, you just need to be alert, vigilant and a good observator with a cell phone to call the special swat team that deals with aliens.
Read the article for more requirements... :b

Hey, this is better news than most news I've read today. ...like in Yemen where millions of children are at risk from cholera, and the main reason why.
...From the World Health news.

 

[SCAudiophile]

Please send the link....we just have to read this silliness for ourselves !

 

[GaryProtein]

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NASA needs someone like Billy Bob Thornton or Will Smith because THEY have experience!

 

[NorthStar]

Please send the link....we just have to read this silliness for ourselves !

You just click on the first line of the first post: A rare and cosmically important position ... the link is within that tag line.

Here's the funny thing though: It is serious. :b I think. Unless someone else says that it is influenced by some type of fake news coming up from the porn industry, or a political party, or a religious sect from the States, or a global organisation on the state-of-warmer-temperatures inside and outside the universe's brain.

But I don't think it's a job for pron actors or piloticians or clearance salesmen: http://time.com/money/4883696/nasa-job-hiring-planetary-protection-officer/
NASA doesn't hire clowns.

 

[NorthStar]

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NASA needs someone like Billy Bob Thornton or Will Smith because THEY have experience!

Touche Gary because in that first link from NASA's job offer the first picture they provide ...

That logo above is T (Tesla)