From the movie Indecent Proposal:
Jeremy: [on the phone] Let me get this straight. He offered you a million dollars for a night with your wife? As in *your* wife Diana? And you agreed to it? I don't know what to say. How could you do something like that? *How could you negotiate without me?* Never negotiate without your lawyer. Never! For a woman like Diana I could have gotten you at least two million. Obviously, you don't want to get screwed, and then... screwed!
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Jeremy: OK, David, before we go any further, let's get the moral issue out of the way.
David: Leave that to us.
Jeremy: No, I was referring to my fee. I get five percent.
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[John Gage is reading through the contract drawn up by Jeremy]
Gage: Do you want to elaborate on the "Verification" clause?
Jeremy: Verification? That means you pay even if the relationship isn't consummated.
Gage: You mean if I'm impotent?
Jeremy: It's important for a lawyer to cover contingencies.
Gage: I can live with that. The "John Garfield" clause?
Jeremy: That's if you die in the act.
Gage: I have no problem with that either. Could I have your pen?... You're pretty good, you know.
Jeremy: Thank you.
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