Basspig, can I come over and play some 1812 Overture? Some cannon fire must sound awesome on that system. Not to mention some of my other Telarc disc's, with a rocket launch, Jurassic Lunch (around 10hz I think) Organ Blaster, and a SACD with The Empire Strikes Back. That will scare that crap out of him, and if he try's some Kung Fu crap, I got Pepper Gel.
Or switch your current speakers to Magnepan's like mine, you will never have enough bass power to bother anyone with those.