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738 of 770 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Beware of knockoffs
By Batuhan Demirci on October 12, 2012
I once almost bought a cubic zirconia cable, but remember the two main differences: the white diamond HDMI cable should refract white light as shades of gray; and the cubic zirconia cables are not brought to you by African warlords. Support your local warlord, only buy real diamonds.
847 of 897 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Good cable, terrible instructions
By Patrick E. Hansen on January 13, 2013
I love this cable. Crystal clear audio and video. My only problem was that the instruction manual was very vague and misguiding. Long story short, I got it stuck in my urethra.
628 of 664 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Rent or Cable?
By Chris S on March 27, 2012
It was either this or pay the rent this month. You can guess which one I chose. Now, my landlord comes over to watch TV and caress this cable and I charge HIM rent!! HAHAHAHAHA.
226 of 241 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Amazing!
By Lekites on January 18, 2013
My cats just love to chew on it. In fact, they've chewed on it so much that the diamond layer has been encrusted to their teeth. Now they each have their own tiny cat grills. Unfortunately, some of them have died in gang-related accidents.
283 of 305 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Life changing!!!!!!!
By M. Joseph young on October 13, 2012
After I bought this cable, I lost 30 pounds! This incredible cable gave me more length and girth, and I'm more attractive to women!
277 of 301 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Beware of side effects!
By Sharon VDH on January 14, 2013
This a wonderful cable, I must admit. My pixels are now perfectly square, and the color range is phenomenal, extending both into the infra-red and ultraviolet. This is a little disconcerting at first, since there seem to be an inordinate number of gibbering, drooling hell-born nightmares that inhabit the edges of the visible spectrum. However, I was able to successfully cleanse my living room with a Zima, a pinch of turmeric and a copy of 'Twilight: New Moon'.
It seems that I did make a nearly fatal mistake, however. So enamored with this cable was I that I purchased a second for my bedroom TV. In the course of events, which need not be described here, I carelessly coupled the two cables to each other, a la the ouroboros. There was a blinding flash of light, and when my vision returned, it seemed that I had inadvertently opened a portal to 1961. Not wanting to waste an opportunity, I leaped into the portal. The journey itself was not unpleasant, although I did have to share my wormhole with a very sheepish looking Barack Obama, who apparently had some business to attend to in 1961 that seemed to involve some sort of typed document.
On arriving in Vermont in 1961, I sought out a drugstore to experience real sugar Coca-Cola for myself. The drink was quite refreshing, I must say. In any event, I chanced to meet in said drugstore a sweet young girl who seemed to be quite taken with me. Over the course of the evening we became more friendly, and one thing led to another until carnal events transpired. Upon waking up the following morning, I informed my new paramour that I needed to return to my own home. She was quite inconsolable, and insisted that she would wait for my return, refusing all suitors until that time.Read more ›
272 of 300 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Oh my God, it's full of stars.
By Tain L Barzso on August 22, 2012
When I opened my eyes, I was stunned speechless by the breathtaking clarity; 1080P had transformed into what seemed to be a gateway into something never before imaginable; infinite black, infinite color, and infinite picture. As I watched my own life pass before my eyes, I felt that the cable itself was judging me. I lost track of where the TV began and I ended.
418 of 467 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 starsNot the right kind of plug
By W. W. Mayfield on December 26, 2011
I bought one of these to plug my TV in and it doesn't work at all. The outlet in the wall has three holes arranged in a triangle and this cord just has one rectangular shaped plug. I tried buying three to plug one into each hole in the outlet but even when I hammered the prongs into the right shape for the outlet my TV still won't come on and now it has smoke coming out of it.