Having One of Those Days?

[MylesBAstor]

Then check this out?

 

[Alrainbow]

Funny.

 

[cjfrbw]

She tattooed it to her forearm so she wouldn't forget it, and all her dates thought she was a bisexual eight time loser from California.

 

[GaryProtein]

Here's another on frustrating passwords:


"Sorry, your password has been in use for 30 days and has expired - you must register a new one."
roses

"Sorry, too few characters."
pretty roses

"Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character."
1 pretty rose

"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."
1prettyrose

"Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters."
1fuckingprettyrose

"Sorry, you must use at least one upper case character."
1FUCKINGprettyrose

"Sorry, you cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively."
1FuckingPrettyRose

"Sorry, you must use no fewer than 20 total characters."
1FuckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow

"Sorry, that password is already in use."

 

[MylesBAstor]

Here's another on frustrating passwords:


"Sorry, your password has been in use for 30 days and has expired - you must register a new one."
roses

"Sorry, too few characters."
pretty roses

"Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character."
1 pretty rose

"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."
1prettyrose

"Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters."
1fuckingprettyrose

"Sorry, you must use at least one upper case character."
1FUCKINGprettyrose

"Sorry, you cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively."
1FuckingPrettyRose

"Sorry, you must use no fewer than 20 total characters."
1FuckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow

"Sorry, that password is already in use."

Thanks Gary, that's FUNNY!

 

[FrantzM]

here's another on frustrating passwords:


"sorry, your password has been in use for 30 days and has expired - you must register a new one."
roses

"sorry, too few characters."
pretty roses

"sorry, you must use at least one numerical character."
1 pretty rose

"sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."
1prettyrose

"sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters."
1fuckingprettyrose

"sorry, you must use at least one upper case character."
1fuckingprettyrose

"sorry, you cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively."
1fuckingprettyrose

"sorry, you must use no fewer than 20 total characters."
1fuckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow

"sorry, that password is already in use."

rotflmao

:d

 

[treitz3]

Gary, that was funny. Unfortunately it mimicked my experience with PayPal two days ago. I ended up hanging up with the representative with the last words spoken, "You know what, I don't need PayPal. This is ridiculous."

Tom

 

[zztop7]

Here's another on frustrating passwords:


"Sorry, your password has been in use for 30 days and has expired - you must register a new one."
roses

"Sorry, too few characters."
pretty roses

"Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character."
1 pretty rose

"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."
1prettyrose

"Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters."
1fuckingprettyrose

"Sorry, you must use at least one upper case character."
1FUCKINGprettyrose

"Sorry, you cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively."
1FuckingPrettyRose

"Sorry, you must use no fewer than 20 total characters."
1FuckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow

"Sorry, that password is already in use."

Excellent post.
A shorter password version of this happened to me, but I got the viscous acronym.

zz.