Snake oil sales, I think we have a winner!

I always felt this site was above this crap. I see no need for it. Its what's best not what's worst.
 
DaveyF said:
(...) Just look at the lengthy description:eek: (...)
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I did. And found a reason why some people will not like it. If works with budget hifi. A genuine tweak should only work on expensive high-ed. :D

The formula is universal and works for all audio systems from budget to high-end.
 
Well there are a lot of strange audiofiles , so he s just trying his luck.:D
There once was an audiofile which i met , who switched of all the power in his house exept the stereo for listening , it all disturbed the sound and he could hear it .
Another one is the dodgie cable business :p
there was also one who could hear if the crossoverwires were soldered or clamped together , soldering was degrading the sound , and the list goes on , its a strange world the audiofile world , it has some of the same charateristics as religion.
 
andromedaaudio said:
Well there are a lot of strange audiofiles , so he s just trying his luck.:D
There once was an audiofile which i met , who switched of all the power in his house exept the stereo for listening , it all disturbed the sound and he could hear it .
Another one is the dodgie cable business :p
there was also one who could hear if the crossoverwires were soldered or clamped together , soldering was degrading the sound , and the list goes on , its a strange world the audiofile world , it has some of the same charateristics as religion.
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I think he's actually a member here....

Lest I forget -- :)

Tim
 
Robh3606 said:
My favorite The Teleportation Tweak done over a telephone line. Works with land or Cell phone up to 10,000 miles away.

http://machinadynamica.com/machina60.htm

Rob
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Ok! That. tops them all!! :D ... This company has an history of incredible claims. I find this interesting however that audiophiles continue to fall for such tweaks .. The Audio Press in particular write often, shockingly, positive reviews about these snake oil products with apparently no loss of face or reputation ...
 
I read some more , and i am starting to like the guy:D , check out what that stone does to the sound :

PRODUCT OF CHOICE YEAR 2011
"My favorite product is the Sahara Forest. It exemplifies the Coconut Audio sound that gives increased smoothness, detail and bass extension. And that's only the beginning. The soundstage is phenomenal, something I previously did not really appreciate. Singing voices are full and organic, free of artifacts. I can tell how many singers there are at any given time because each voice has its own signature. Instruments, too, each have their own identity and place in the sound stage.

from $ 699 to only $ 149
 
:D Good site , i am thinking of buying this one , it has a dual function .

http://machinadynamica.com/machina41.htm

Were talking
Signature version here

This is how it works i am gonna read it now .
http://machinadynamica.com/machina42.htm

About the Author: Geoff Kait, education: Aerospace Engineering (theoretical fluid dynamics, propulsion, statistical thermodynamics, nuclear physics, indeterminate structures). Work experience: NASA satellite operations and radar data analysis; aerodynamics of high-performance aircraft and reentry vehicles; radio and satellite communications; spread spectrum communications. He incorporated Machina Dynamica in 1998 and designed the Nimbus Sub-Hertz Platform, Promethean Base, Special Helical Springs, Brilliant Pebbles, The Super Intelligent Chip, the Clever Little Clock, Codename Turquoise, Codename Top Banana, Tru Tone Duplex Covers, Frog Jump in Water Sound Tweak, Codename White Poppy, Codename Blue Meanies, the Quantum Temple Bell and the Teleportation Tweak.
 
One of my favorite was the LessLoss Black Body ... Machina Dynamica destroys the Blacbody in outlandishness :) Anyone who buys these products deserves to be ripped off...
 
andromedaaudio said:
:D Good site , i am thinking of buying this one , it has a dual function .

http://machinadynamica.com/machina41.htm

Were talking
Signature version here

This is how it works i am gonna read it now .
http://machinadynamica.com/machina42.htm

About the Author: Geoff Kait, education: Aerospace Engineering (theoretical fluid dynamics, propulsion, statistical thermodynamics, nuclear physics, indeterminate structures). Work experience: NASA satellite operations and radar data analysis; aerodynamics of high-performance aircraft and reentry vehicles; radio and satellite communications; spread spectrum communications. He incorporated Machina Dynamica in 1998 and designed the Nimbus Sub-Hertz Platform, Promethean Base, Special Helical Springs, Brilliant Pebbles, The Super Intelligent Chip, the Clever Little Clock, Codename Turquoise, Codename Top Banana, Tru Tone Duplex Covers, Frog Jump in Water Sound Tweak, Codename White Poppy, Codename Blue Meanies, the Quantum Temple Bell and the Teleportation Tweak.
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Goodness. Either a) The credentials are as bogus as his products b) He lost his mind in the 90s c) He is a huckster/aerospace engineer who took one look at audiophilia's grasp of science and penchant for self-deception and wrote a business plan.

I'm guessing some combination of a and c.

Tim
 
FrantzM said:
Ok! That. tops them all!! :D ... This company has an history of incredible claims.
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Yeah, EVERYBODY knows it works better on a land line ROFL ROFL
 
Robh3606 said:
My favorite The Teleportation Tweak done over a telephone line. Works with land or Cell phone up to 10,000 miles away.

http://machinadynamica.com/machina60.htm

Rob
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Its a good one :D, I just bought it , it was only 60 $ , i am now waiting for soundimprovement:(:p

The Teleportation Tweak has a profound effect on the sound of your system: (1) Clearer, (2) More information, (3) Greater frequency extension and (4) Lower distortion. The Teleportation Tweak is obtained during a phone call to Machina Dynamica from your landline phone or cell phone; you can make the call from any room in your house. The tweak itself takes about 20 seconds and will sound like a series of sharp, mechanical pulses.
 
Since we are looking for the best, I'll play.

One of my favorites from yrs ago was a cement pillar for a custom cast turntable base. A nuclear explosion a few miles away presented no vibration issues, course the vinyl may have warped a little from the heat. Minor issue, as he had block's formed to take out warps. Earthquake was not immune. Then there is always David Walker's TT with the separate compressor rig for vacuum/pressure. Just think if you don't put the air rig in a separate room, that more than likely will neutralize any crap-in-the-gap groove noise. Nice tweak. I'm all for noise neutralization. $200K amps with hand wound coils, it was available without the handy work, but performance suffered and specs were no longer guaranteed. Large speakers that attempt to emulate a concert environment, shockingly the room never got larger, the oil is everywhere you look in this hobby. If practicality is non-existent, its snake oil in my book.
 
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