As is often the case in these discussions, Micro, I can only answer with what I've said many times before:
1. The only reality your media and your playback system knows is the recording. It has no other model of the real instruments or the space they were recorded in to examine and reform into its output, so anything it adds is distortion.
Yes, but the bad guys who design the electronics (and all the system and the room, BTW) know pretty well the real and the recording system. And they think they can improve your perception of the content of the recording.
Are we counting on distortions, over which we have no control, to accidentally make our listening experience more real?
You are right on spot, but in my view wrong – not accidentally. The good designers have control on these parameters (by suppression of some distortions, addition of some others, in a single word, by manipulation) and know how to make systematically the experience more real, and consequently more pleasant (according to some perceptual studies humans feel that what sounds real is comfortable and non natural distortions are felt as unpleasant – OK, I am again partially quoting Toole, that you dislike). They know, most probably with measurements and models they do not share with us (remember they are the bad guys ) how to “tailor” the electronics to increase, for typical good recordings, to become more pleasant. And later, at the production phase, they know how to keep these characteristics under control.
2) I hear the "sound of room ambience" that Jack refers to in the analog noise floor; I've mentioned it before. Clearly it can create a very pleasing effect for some folks. Not my preference, but enjoy it, I'll make no attempt to spoil your fun unless you start substituting descriptors for accuracy (real, natural, life-like, truth, yadayada...) in a thinly-veiled attempt to position a preference as objectively superior to mine. That's when I'm likely to repeat this often-repeated arguement...
Noise can not recreate the proper spaciousness … Jack already answered to this point.
No comments on this one.3) I know "real," on a level that very few here can relate to. (…)Tim