Because everyone who loves LPs are basically very stupid people who just don't understand how much better CDs sound than LPs. Maybe one of these d ays all of the idiots that love LPs will come to their senses and realize how wrong we are for preferring the sound of LPs over their digital third cousin who is twice removed.
I doubt that you'll even come to admit that your love of LPs is a preference for their sound, not a mysterious objective superiority yet to be revealed some future measurement not yet taken or understood by man.
Tim