Movie Quote Fun

[JackD201]

Here's one of my favorites. Join in guys!

And of course, with the birth of the artist came the inevitable afterbirth - the critic.

Narrator - History of the World Part I

 

[ack]

Are you driving with your eyes open, or are you, like, using the Force?

 

[jadis]

"Are you talkin' to me?" - Robert de Niro - Taxi Driver

"You can't handle the truth!" - Jack Nicholson - A Few Good Men

 

[JackD201]

"Remember, two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left."

-Chevy Chase - Caddyshack

 

[RBFC]

"Sorry I blew up your mom, Ricky..."

From Better Off Dead with John Cusack

Lee

 

[rsbeck]

"Why am I on brain detail?!" -- Samual Jackson, Pulp Fiction

 

[rsbeck]

"I don't think I ought to be sleddin' down no mountain with nothing between the rocks and my brain but a piece of government plastic."

"You really think it matters, Eddie?"

"Yeah, I do. 'Cause if my head gets dented in, my hair just doesn't part right."

Randy Quaid and Chevy Chase in Christmas vacation.

 

[rsbeck]

"You got any o' them funny shaped balloons?"

"Not 'less you think round is funny."

-From Raising Arizona

 

[Steve Williams]

"Clarke, I don't want to spend the holidays dead"

Ditto Christmas Vacation

 

[rsbeck]

"When was the last time you had a shower?"

"Why?"

"Because, frankly, you're startin' to stink -- and for a male escort in New York City, that's a negative."

-- From Midnight Cowboy

 

[rsbeck]

"You know how girls get drunk at parties and the next day they say, "Oh my god, I screwed up and slept with this dude."

"Yeah...."

"Well, that could be us -- we could be that mistake!!!"

Jonah Hill, Super Bad

 

[RUR]

"We are number one! All others are number two, or lower."

The Sphinx aka Wes Studi in Mystery Men, one of the more quotable movies, ever.

 

[slowGEEZR]

"Pillows? Those aren't pillows!" John Candy, Planes, Trains & Automobiles.

 

[rsbeck]

"Charlie don't surf!!" -- Robert Duval, Apocalypse Now

 

[Steve Williams]

This doesn't look like Kansas Toto

 

[rsbeck]

"I bet a nickel." -- Danny DeVito, Cuckoo's Nest

 

[rsbeck]

"Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?"

"I told you!! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!"

"Did you shoot any?"

"Yeah, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in that situation?!"

"What kind of gun did you use?"

"Frikken twelve-gauge, what do you think?!!"


-- From Napolean Dynamite

 

[JackD201]

"Why don't we remember a God damn thing from last night?

Obviously because we had a great f**king time."

The Hangover

 

[Steve Williams]

"Why don't we remember a God damn thing from last night?

Obviously because we had a great f**king time."

The Hangover

Jack

any line from any character in that movie is a classic

 

[Ronm1]

"Thy mother mated with a scorpion!" Lawrence of Arabia