Movie Quote Fun

[JackD201]

"Will I have any problems with you Mr. Bond?
You're not my type.
Smart?
Single."

Casino Royale

 

[JackD201]

I had a good laugh at this one. Kinda embarrassing, I was the only one in the theater that did.

"Oh my God? Oh my God! You did! You fantasized about me!
Shut up!
Was I good?"

The Black Swan

 

[amirm]

I am in a serious mood :

From the movie the Last Sumarai:

Katsumoto: You believe a man can change his destiny?
Algren: I think a man does what he can, until his destiny is revealed.

 

[jadis]

"I ain't got time to bleed." - Jesse Ventura - The Predator

 

[jadis]

I had a good laugh at this one. Kinda embarrassing, I was the only one in the theater that did.

"Oh my God? Oh my God! You did! You fantasized about me!
Shut up!
Was I good?"

The Black Swan

Good thing it was dark in the theatre, Jack. They couldn't see you. LOL I have a tendency to laugh at someone else's laughter, and the best I had was with a friend while watching The Naked Gun 2. I couldn't take a break laughing at the scenes of the movie and the sound of laughter from my friend.

 

[Mark (Basspig) Weiss]

"you dont believe in science, you dont believe in political systems, you don't believe in religion.... what do you believe in?"

"sex and death.. 2 things that come once in a lifetime."

--Woody Allen in Sleeper


and


"What kind of government do guys got here--this is worse than California!"
--Woody Allen in the movie "Sleeper"

 

[rsbeck]

"Not you, fat Jesus." -- From The Hangover

 

[rsbeck]

"Using him?! Raymond, am I using you?!!"

"Yeah."

"Shut up -- he's answering a question from a half hour ago!!!"

-- Tom Cruise, Rain Man

 

[rsbeck]

"Do you find me undesirable?"

"Oh no, Mrs. Robinson, I think you're the most attractive of all my parents' friends."


"I want to say one word to you. Are you listening? Plastics."


"Good evening, Mr. Gladstone."


"Elaine!!!"


-- From The Graduate

 

[rsbeck]

"Is that you, John Wayne?"


"What's your major malfunction, numb-nuts, your mommy and daddy didn't show you enough attention when you were a child?"


(To helicopter sniper) "How can you kill women and children?"

"It's easy. You just don't lead 'em as much."


"Me so horny. Me love you longtime."


"Your heart belongs to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps."



--- Full Metal Jacket

 

[rsbeck]

"Ahhhhh.....Juicy Fruit."


-- Chief Bromden, Cuckoo's Nest

 

[rsbeck]

"Johnny Fontaine will never get that part and let me tell you why." -- Godfather, Part 1

"Pop always said, 'keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.'" -- Godfather, part 2

 

[amirm]

From the movie Good Will Hunting after Will (Matt Damon) hugs Sean (Robin Williams), his psychiatrist:

Will: Does this violate the doctor-patient relationship?
Sean: Not unless you grab my ass.

 

[vinylphilemag]

"What kind of government do guys got here--this is worse than California!"
--Woody Allen in the movie "Sleeper"

Ahh, Sleeper is an excellent movie!

"Woof, woof! Hello, I'm Rags": Rags in Sleeper.

 

[rsbeck]

"I'll do my best."

"Your best?! Losers always whine about doing their best, while the winner's at home f*cking the prom queen."

-- Sean Connery, The Rock

 

[rsbeck]

"I'm dyin' here."


"Is there any special country you want to go to?"

"Wyoming."


"ATTICA!! ATTICA!! ATTICA!!"


-- Dog Day Afternoon

 

[JackD201]

"Vasily, One ping only."

Marko Ramius, The Hunt for Red October

 

[jadis]

A.J.: Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel?
Lev Andropov: No, I never saw Star Wars.

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Lev Andropov: American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!

---Armaggedon

 

[rsbeck]

"I don't care how many dago guinea wop greaseball goombahs come out of the woodwork!"

"I'm German-Irish."

"Well, let me tell you something, my kraut-mick friend..."

Godfather, part 1

 

[rsbeck]

"It's only a game, Focker."

"You can milk anything with nipples."

"Jinxie, no!!"


-- Meet the Parents