Warden Samuel Norton: I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.
Shawshank Redemption.
Shawshank Redemption.
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Eugene Morris Jerome: Man it's hot. It's like Africa hot. Tarzan couldn't take this kind of hot.
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Arnold Epstein: Why do you think I'm a homosexual?
Eugene Morris Jerome: I guess it's because you never talk about girls.
Arnold Epstein: I never talk about dogs either. Does that make me a cocker spaniel?
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Sergeant Toomey: You would need three promotions to be an *******.
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Sergeant Toomey: What would you do if the entire Japanese Army were behind you?
Eugene Morris Jerome: Surrender and get some sleep.
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[Rowena has divested herself of most of her clothing and is on the bed; beckons to Eugene]
Rowena: All right, now... come to mama.
Eugene Morris Jerome: [petrified] Please, don't say..."come to mama."
Biloxi Blues.
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Arnold Epstein: Why do you think I'm a homosexual?
Eugene Morris Jerome: I guess it's because you never talk about girls.
Arnold Epstein: I never talk about dogs either. Does that make me a cocker spaniel?
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Sergeant Toomey: You would need three promotions to be an *******.
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Sergeant Toomey: What would you do if the entire Japanese Army were behind you?
Eugene Morris Jerome: Surrender and get some sleep.
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[Rowena has divested herself of most of her clothing and is on the bed; beckons to Eugene]
Rowena: All right, now... come to mama.
Eugene Morris Jerome: [petrified] Please, don't say..."come to mama."
Biloxi Blues.
Rufus T. Firefly: And now, members of the cabinet...
[pounds gavel]
Rufus T. Firefly: we'll take up old business.
Cabinet Member: I wish to discuss the tariff.
Rufus T. Firefly: Sit down, that's new business. No old business? Very well...
[pounds gavel]
Rufus T. Firefly: we'll take up new business.
Cabinet Member: Now, about that tariff...
Rufus T. Firefly: Too late, that's old business already. Sit down.
Marx Brothers, Duck Soup.
[pounds gavel]
Rufus T. Firefly: we'll take up old business.
Cabinet Member: I wish to discuss the tariff.
Rufus T. Firefly: Sit down, that's new business. No old business? Very well...
[pounds gavel]
Rufus T. Firefly: we'll take up new business.
Cabinet Member: Now, about that tariff...
Rufus T. Firefly: Too late, that's old business already. Sit down.
Marx Brothers, Duck Soup.
Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
The Silence of the Lambs.
The Silence of the Lambs.
"On the day of my judgment, when I stand before God, and He asks me why did I kill one of his true miracles, what am I gonna say? That it was my job? My job?"
The Green Mile
The Green Mile
Ellie Arroway: [to a group of children] I'll tell you one thing about the universe, though. The universe is a pretty big place. It's bigger than anything anyone has ever dreamed of before. So if it's just us... seems like an awful waste of space. Right?
Contact.
Contact.
From The Right Stuff:
[Gordo has been ordered to provide a sperm sample]
Gordon Cooper: Yeah, but uh, nurse, how am I supposed to uh...
Nurse Murch: The best results seem to be obtained through fantasization, accompanied by masturbation, followed by ejaculation.
Gordon Cooper: Well, that sounds easy enough.
[German scientists working for NASA discussing a possible first flight into space]
Chief Scientist: I agree with those who say we could launch a pod.
Lyndon Johnson: A pot?
Chief Scientist: A POD - a, uh, capsule. Now, we would be in full control of zis pod. It vill go up like a cannonball, and come down like, uh, a cannonball, splashing down into ze water, the ocean, vith a parachute to spare the life of the specimen inside.
Lyndon Johnson: Spaceman?
Chief Scientist: SPE-CI-MEN.
Lyndon Johnson: Well, what kind of spe-ci-men?
Chief Scientist: A tough one. Responsive to orders. I had in mind a jimp.
Lyndon Johnson: JIMP? Well what the HELL is a jimp?
Chief Scientist: A jimp. A-a-a jimpanzee, Senator. An ape.
[Gordo has been ordered to provide a sperm sample]
Gordon Cooper: Yeah, but uh, nurse, how am I supposed to uh...
Nurse Murch: The best results seem to be obtained through fantasization, accompanied by masturbation, followed by ejaculation.
Gordon Cooper: Well, that sounds easy enough.
[German scientists working for NASA discussing a possible first flight into space]
Chief Scientist: I agree with those who say we could launch a pod.
Lyndon Johnson: A pot?
Chief Scientist: A POD - a, uh, capsule. Now, we would be in full control of zis pod. It vill go up like a cannonball, and come down like, uh, a cannonball, splashing down into ze water, the ocean, vith a parachute to spare the life of the specimen inside.
Lyndon Johnson: Spaceman?
Chief Scientist: SPE-CI-MEN.
Lyndon Johnson: Well, what kind of spe-ci-men?
Chief Scientist: A tough one. Responsive to orders. I had in mind a jimp.
Lyndon Johnson: JIMP? Well what the HELL is a jimp?
Chief Scientist: A jimp. A-a-a jimpanzee, Senator. An ape.
"Unguent."
"I'm not gonna debate you, Jerry. Things have changed. Blood has been shed!"
"So, you had sex with the little fella?"
"Ya."
"Hey -- I'm cooperatin' here with ya."
"Oh, for Pete's sake, he's fleeing the interview!"
"No Jean, no money!"
Owwwwww -- you shot me in the f*ckin' face. What's the matter with you people?!!"
"I guess that was your accomplice there in the wood chipper."
-- Fargo
"I'm not gonna debate you, Jerry. Things have changed. Blood has been shed!"
"So, you had sex with the little fella?"
"Ya."
"Hey -- I'm cooperatin' here with ya."
"Oh, for Pete's sake, he's fleeing the interview!"
"No Jean, no money!"
Owwwwww -- you shot me in the f*ckin' face. What's the matter with you people?!!"
"I guess that was your accomplice there in the wood chipper."
-- Fargo
"OK, look. I think we got off on the wrong foot here."
"That's all you got lady. Two wrong feet in f******g ugly shoes!"
Erin Brockovich
"That's all you got lady. Two wrong feet in f******g ugly shoes!"
Erin Brockovich
"Coffee's for closers."
"Here are the new leads."
"Get them to sign on the line which is dotted."
"You drove here in a Hyundai and I drove here in an $80,000 BMW -- that's who I am, you c*cksucker."
"Second prize? A set of steak knives."
"Third prize? You're fired."
-- Glengarry Glen Ross
"Here are the new leads."
"Get them to sign on the line which is dotted."
"You drove here in a Hyundai and I drove here in an $80,000 BMW -- that's who I am, you c*cksucker."
"Second prize? A set of steak knives."
"Third prize? You're fired."
-- Glengarry Glen Ross
Andrew Beckett: What do you call a thousand lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?
Joe Miller: I don't know.
Andrew Beckett: A good start.
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Joe Miller: What do you love about the law, Andrew?
Andrew Beckett: I... many things... uh... uh... What I love the most about the law?
Joe Miller: Yeah.
Andrew Beckett: It's that every now and again - not often, but occasionally - you get to be a part of justice being done. That really is quite a thrill when that happens.
-- Philadelphia.
Joe Miller: I don't know.
Andrew Beckett: A good start.
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Joe Miller: What do you love about the law, Andrew?
Andrew Beckett: I... many things... uh... uh... What I love the most about the law?
Joe Miller: Yeah.
Andrew Beckett: It's that every now and again - not often, but occasionally - you get to be a part of justice being done. That really is quite a thrill when that happens.
-- Philadelphia.
Hunter: In my humble opinion, in the nuclear world, the true enemy is war itself.
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Capt. Ramsey: Speaking of horses did you ever see those Lipizzaner stallions.
Hunter: What?
Capt. Ramsey: From Portugal. The Lipizzaner stallions. The most highly trained horses in the world. They're all white?
Hunter: Yes, sir.
Capt. Ramsey: "Yes, sir" you're aware they're all white or "Yes, sir" you've seen them?
Hunter: Yes, sir I've seen them. Yes, sir I was aware that they're are all white. They are not from Portugal; they're from Spain and at birth, they're not white; they're black. Sir.
Capt. Ramsey: I didn't know that. But they are from Portugal.
[Chuckling]
Capt. Ramsey: Some of the things they do, uh, defy belief. Their training program is simplicity itself. You just stick a cattle prod up their ass and you can get a horse to deal cards.
[Chuckles]
Capt. Ramsey: Simple matter of voltage.
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Capt. Ramsey: We're here to preserve democracy, not practice it.
-- Crimson Tide
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Capt. Ramsey: Speaking of horses did you ever see those Lipizzaner stallions.
Hunter: What?
Capt. Ramsey: From Portugal. The Lipizzaner stallions. The most highly trained horses in the world. They're all white?
Hunter: Yes, sir.
Capt. Ramsey: "Yes, sir" you're aware they're all white or "Yes, sir" you've seen them?
Hunter: Yes, sir I've seen them. Yes, sir I was aware that they're are all white. They are not from Portugal; they're from Spain and at birth, they're not white; they're black. Sir.
Capt. Ramsey: I didn't know that. But they are from Portugal.
[Chuckling]
Capt. Ramsey: Some of the things they do, uh, defy belief. Their training program is simplicity itself. You just stick a cattle prod up their ass and you can get a horse to deal cards.
[Chuckles]
Capt. Ramsey: Simple matter of voltage.
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Capt. Ramsey: We're here to preserve democracy, not practice it.
-- Crimson Tide
If I were Dawson and Downey, and I had a choice between you and your father to represent me in this case, I'd choose you every day of the week and twice on Sunday.
--- A few good men.
--- A few good men.
Crease: Now what are you saying, the NSA killed Kennedy?
Mother: No, they shot him but they didn't kill him. He's still alive.
-- Sneakers
Mother: No, they shot him but they didn't kill him. He's still alive.
-- Sneakers
"4... 3... 2... 1... Go!"
[Shot of truck being blown to smithereens.]
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
-- The Italian Job (the proper version, not the recent remake).
[Shot of truck being blown to smithereens.]
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
-- The Italian Job (the proper version, not the recent remake).
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