You really want to get me started?
To show you how easy it is, I just picked up the new issue of TAS and in two seconds, ran into this line on Vincent Audio PHO-8 Phonostage:
"The sonic personality of the PHO-8 leans gently to the romantic side of the spectrum."
Excuse me but this is a box. What on earth romantic means. And let's say I know what it means. But "gently leaning?"
It goes on to say "... without conveying overly hard edges or pointed sonic corners."
I could maybe accept overly hard edges but "pointed sonic corners?"
So it goes on: Soundstage is width is very good and with its relaxed character....."
What on earth is relaxed character when it comes to soundstage? What is the opposite of relaxed character?
Robert Harley does great at first in his review of Music Streamer:
"I was also impressed by the sense of depth, overall soundstage and air between instrumental images."
Then goes of the clip with this:
"Bass guitar lines seemed to lag slightly behind the beat, fostering the impression of slower tempi along with the feeling of musicians not quite as locked into the groove."
What the heck? What did he just say? I can't even picture it. Feeling of not being locked into a groove? Clearly this is a made up statement designed to sound good in words and not any kind of analytical description.
He then redeems himself by saying, "The treble had a bit of harshness, but that is to be expected at this price."
What's wrong with clear statements like this one? Why resort to non-sense star-trek terminology which sounds at first to be the correct description but at the end, translates into nothing? Phrases like "Rhythmic drive" which he uses after that above?
Paul Seydor's review of Maratnz CD player carries the theme:
"Indeed, one of its strength is the ease, grip, and aplomb with which it handles Mahler symphonies or Wagner operas..."
Help me out here. I am not into classical music but surely I should be able to understand what he just said. No? "Grip?" "Aplomb?"
To be sure, he also uses precise and proper explanation at times such as "a bit more detail and resolution...."
Why resort to poetry when we can speak precisely?
It seems that the more difficult the evaluation, the more these terms creep in. Comparing amps, sources and cables is difficult if not impossible to do. Instead of confessing that fact, random words are used which can mean anything. It is like a fortune cookie that can't be wrong since the words lack precision.
Here is more on Cable Research LAB from Neil Gader again: "... its low bass is extended and well-defined, though not as tight as it might be. A little cooler overall, its treble octaves integrate well with the rest of the frequency spectrum."
Now are in full star trek language territory. Treble octave integrating well into frequency spectrum? Tell me what that means and it how it goes with cooler treble whatever that is supposed to mean.
I read here that the person doesn't really know what could be different in cables and is frankly manufacturing terms to describe some difference imagined or otherwise. Clearly if I hear something, I can describe it more specifically than what is said here.
OK, I will stop here at page 116
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