The WBF humor and joke thread.

[Tango]

Happy Friday,

A husband asks his wife, "Will you marry after I die?" The wife responds, "No, I will live with my sister." The wife asks him back, "Will you marry after I die?" The husband responds, "No, I will also live with your sister."

 

[bonzo75]

 

[Joe P]

 

[Tango]

Wife: "In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring."

Husband: "I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill."

 

[Lagonda]

Wife: “ I could see myself in a Jaguar “
Husband : “ Let’s find one that is hungry enough “

 

[bonzo75]

 

[Joe P]

 

[bonzo75]

Postal service delivering LPs in America

 

[Vienna]

Postal service delivering LPs in AmericaView attachment 54755

Not an expert but Expect some cracks and clicks

 

[NorthStar]

That was the reason why they invented the "compact" disc.

 

[Kal Rubinson]

Postal service delivering LPs in AmericaView attachment 54755

I hope they were original Dynagroove LPs.

 

[bonzo75]

For those men who know nothing off how to satisfy a woman, the G spot is located at the end of word "shopping"

 

[Tango]

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling," replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You liar! You've been playing golf!"

 

[Joe P]

 

[bonzo75]

 

[NorthStar]

That should work ...
Massachusetts police ask residents to refrain from crime until after the heat wave passes

• https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/20/us/police-department-heat-wave-stop-crime-trnd/index.html

"Stay home, blast the AC, binge Stranger Things season 3, play with the face app, practice karate in your basement," police said. "We will all meet again on Monday when it's cooler."

 

[Joe P]

 

[bonzo75]

 

[bonzo75]

 

[Joe P]