The WBF humor and joke thread.

[NorthStar]

I guess it might have some effect on me if I had recognized anything in the picture.

Sure. My comment was more general than just about that one picture.

Sorry Kal, I thought you knew. ...On the Starbucks coffee cup.

I thought also you were referring in general. Humor is like audio components; some make us laugh others make us listening to music.

 

[NorthStar]

A Marine and his commanding officer were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces. The marine shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!" The commanding officer turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

Let's see if this one get pass Ron's radar.

The last line is the funniest part.

 

[NorthStar]

Unbelievable!

 

[Folsom]

Meh, that's an old gag for late night TV. I feel ashamed for having given it a view... I hate Jimmy Kimmel. SCUM.

But here's a flashback... back to when he had testicles.

 

[NorthStar]

 

[bonzo75]

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Dishes
Dishes Who?
Dishes Sean Connery.

 

[bonzo75]

 

[Folsom]

 

[BruceD]

 

[bonzo75]

 

[ack]

Brand-new grounding device - everybody run and get one, they really work better than the Tripoints. A true green wire works better than yellow-and-green

 

[bonzo75]

It is easier to imagine the end of the world then the end of capitalism

 

[bonzo75]

 

[bonzo75]

We all know Albert Einstein was a genius...But his brother Frank was a monster.

 

[NorthStar]

That's very good Ked ^

 

[bonzo75]

 

[bonzo75]

In the end Batman gave up his violent ways and meditated to enlightenment. He then came to be known as Gotham Buddha.

 

[bonzo75]

 

[tima]

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Didn't sometime people hold up lighters? Maybe that was the 80's?

 

[bonzo75]

How many Chicago School economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. If the light bulb needed changing the market would have already done it.

Q: How many mainstream economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assume the existence of ladder and one to change the bulb.

Q: How many economists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Eight. One to screw it in and seven to hold everything else constant.

Q: How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven plus or minus ten.

Q: How many Keynesian economists does it takes to change a light bulb?
A: All.