How did I know, Ked? That's my outdoors stereo rig, the one I use on my veranda outside looking @ the Pacific Ocean with the killer whales and bald eagles and listening to Wagner and Shostakovich.
Across there is a perfect diamond pyramid shaped mountain that you see on clear days like today; she's big and tall and truly majestic. ...With snow on top of course.
Northstar nailed it. I kind of guessed no one around "here" would know what it was, but it was the only thing I could think of that made the joke (and I say that in the most loving way).
Twenty years ago my Italian divorce attorney told me that all things being equal, even if I went to jail I would have done better if I hired a hit man.
I'm not sure of he was kidding or not. He said it with a very straight face.