I was imagining for few seconds going there with you, flying first class, wearing my James Bond suit, ...you know, just like in normal life when you go on a tour guide to learn some.
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I was imagining for few seconds going there with you, flying first class, wearing my James Bond suit, ...you know, just like in normal life when you go on a tour guide to learn some.
Amir, since you are asking for it , let me enlighten you on how these things work in this industry. You can learn a lot by emulating the best and brightest in this field 
When you are there at first, have someone video tape you having that "When Harry met Sally" big O in Katz's Deli. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-bsf2x-aeE
When you write it up, provide misleading or incomplete information- don't play the speakers with certain recordings and types of music. Omit and mislead and mislead and omit. Don't forget to violate and shatter the WBF brand promise, while you are at it . And don't forget to denigrate other brands.
Then call it the BEST product you have heard in your LIFETIME, without comparing it to anything and regardless of context others will be listening to the product. Some dumb f*ucks will actually believe you!
Hide any flaws in non-audiophile recordings. After all, an updated product will be out in 3-4 years. You have now become a marketing representative for the manufacturer, and you will need to explain how the new version is better.
Enthusiastically encourage people to travel to hear these, taking away their precious time and money!!!!!!!
And make sure to secure a 2 year free loan of the speaker. In exchange for your 2 years of praise, get an advertising commitment for 5 years. Now you can be a just not a real elite audio reviewer, but you can run the whole magazine.
Just don't be surprised if audio fans think you are disgusting smegma. But you don't care because you got yours because that's what life is all about . You can die now thinking you are successful.
Juuuuuuuuust Kidding.
On a serious note: want to know if this heavy duty metal enclosure is over - engineered. Or if it "rings " in a certain way. After all some established, well capitalized companies such as Wilson tried metal prototypes, but abandoned metal and went back to other enclosure materials.
When you are there at first, have someone video tape you having that "When Harry met Sally" big O in Katz's Deli. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-bsf2x-aeE
When you write it up, provide misleading or incomplete information- don't play the speakers with certain recordings and types of music. Omit and mislead and mislead and omit. Don't forget to violate and shatter the WBF brand promise, while you are at it . And don't forget to denigrate other brands.
Then call it the BEST product you have heard in your LIFETIME, without comparing it to anything and regardless of context others will be listening to the product. Some dumb f*ucks will actually believe you!
Hide any flaws in non-audiophile recordings. After all, an updated product will be out in 3-4 years. You have now become a marketing representative for the manufacturer, and you will need to explain how the new version is better.
Enthusiastically encourage people to travel to hear these, taking away their precious time and money!!!!!!!
And make sure to secure a 2 year free loan of the speaker. In exchange for your 2 years of praise, get an advertising commitment for 5 years. Now you can be a just not a real elite audio reviewer, but you can run the whole magazine.
Just don't be surprised if audio fans think you are disgusting smegma. But you don't care because you got yours because that's what life is all about . You can die now thinking you are successful.
Juuuuuuuuust Kidding.
On a serious note: want to know if this heavy duty metal enclosure is over - engineered. Or if it "rings " in a certain way. After all some established, well capitalized companies such as Wilson tried metal prototypes, but abandoned metal and went back to other enclosure materials.
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