The WBF humor and joke thread.

[Kingrex]

So you re suggesting Peter basically heavily overpaid over his gear lol

There is no way in a blind test you could tell the Yamaha from Lamm.

 

[bonzo75]

So you re suggesting Peter basically overpaid over his gear lol

Price of tubes.

 

[bonzo75]

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Off topic. This belongs in the NS thread.

 

[Ron Resnick]

So you re suggesting Peter basically overpaid over his gear lol

I think it is humorous to see that even Yamaha thinks they are offering "natural sound."

 

[Lagonda]

I think it is humorous to see that even Yamaha thinks they are offering "natural sound."

I think Yamaha where the first to add some warmth to digital with their tubed CD players. Highly acclaimed in it's day.

 

[audiobomber]

 

[bonzo75]

This proves that if you are always wondering about gear you haven’t heard, you are intelligent

 

[orfeo_monteverdi]

[please forgive my poor English]

I'm excited. In a few days, I will attend a Mahler #7. Haven't heard it live since years. My favorite one.
More than 100 musicians. Including cowbells and glockenspiel.
The concert hall released an introduction to the work, which includes this drawing:

 

[Vinylfan]

 

[godofwealth]

I remember seeing that joke in an old copy of TAS. They had some really good cartoons back in the day when TAS was not all glitzy adverts.
One of my favorites was this guy guarding his stereo with a shotgun, and his wife telling the cleaning lady that there are some areas of the house that she should not attempt to clean! You have to remember that this was 40 odd years ago, so sensibilities were different then!

 

[AudioHR]

I remember seeing that joke in an old copy of TAS. They had some really good cartoons back in the day when TAS was not all glitzy adverts.
One of my favorites was this guy guarding his stereo with a shotgun, and his wife telling the cleaning lady that there are some areas of the house that she should not attempt to clean! You have to remember that this was 40 odd years ago, so sensibilities were different then!

The cleaning ladies that we use have been told that the audio room is not part of their responsibility and definitely should not be touched. No shotguns but the message is clear, lol!

 

[Ron Resnick]

 

[Iamrael]

While walking down the street one day a corrupt Senator is hit by an automobile and dies.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," says the Senator.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."
"Really?, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Senator.
"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."
And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.
The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.
Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.
They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.
Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes.
They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it is time to go.
Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.
The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, "Now it's time to visit heaven...
So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."
The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell...
Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above
The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.
"I don't understand," stammers the Senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"
The devil smiles at him and says,

"Yesterday we were campaigning, Today, you voted.."

 

[Lagonda]

 

[audiobomber]

 

[earlinarizona]

 

[Folsom]

 

[Kozak170]

 

[Kozak170]

I remember seeing that joke in an old copy of TAS. They had some really good cartoons back in the day when TAS was not all glitzy adverts.

Even today, you can see the new jokes published by TAS.

 

[mxk116]