The WBF humor and joke thread.
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Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a Facebook post?
• 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
• 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
• 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
• 17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.
• 6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
• Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
• 22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks.
• 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
• 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
• 49 to post memes and gifs (several are of someone eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
• 19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
• 11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
• 12 to post G.
• 8 to ask what G means.
• 16 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to comment to follow.
• 36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
• 15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
• 2 to say “Quit wasting taxpayers money playing on FB and do your job!” even though posting on FB is exactly the job.
• 6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"
• 4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
• 13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
• 1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments.
• 50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
• 1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
• 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
• 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
• 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
• 17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.
• 6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
• Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
• 22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks.
• 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
• 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
• 49 to post memes and gifs (several are of someone eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
• 19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
• 11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
• 12 to post G.
• 8 to ask what G means.
• 16 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to comment to follow.
• 36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
• 15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
• 2 to say “Quit wasting taxpayers money playing on FB and do your job!” even though posting on FB is exactly the job.
• 6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"
• 4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
• 13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
• 1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments.
• 50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
• 1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
And to the above I would add:
I remember when we had analog light bulbs. They didn’t make rf noise. They were warm and smooth. They didn’t last as long, but the best never does. Some politician came along and took all my beautiful analog tungsten filament bulbs from me. They are coming for my gas truck and stove. We must remove these zealots from society! Stand up for your light bulbs !!!
I remember when we had analog light bulbs. They didn’t make rf noise. They were warm and smooth. They didn’t last as long, but the best never does. Some politician came along and took all my beautiful analog tungsten filament bulbs from me. They are coming for my gas truck and stove. We must remove these zealots from society! Stand up for your light bulbs !!!
I get the whole multiverse thing, I'm just trying to figure out which alternate universe mainstream academia is from. Maybe they'll go back soon...
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