We just think if them as the most annoying person at any gathering. But if you’ve ever been around their meetings of the minds they are conniving and world domineering at heart. Total control…
When I notice my system
Is off by a bit
I give my cartridge a nudge.
Sometimes the tweak
Decreases the peak
Sometimes it adds to the sludge.
Engineers call it voodoo
and readily pooh-pooh
Improvements there's no way to measure.
Some think the ear--
Not geek-happy gear--
Is the road to audio pleasure.
So I nudge back and forth
for all I am worth
My effort all out of proportion:
Spending days with the groove
In hopes to improve
or remove the last bit of distortion.
But it's all been worthwhile
and I feel myself smile--
when I'm hearing those musical strains;
Though enjoying the tune
Has come none too soon:
Cause I was ready to bash in my brains!