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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles, chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few pieces left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington D.C., shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable."
 

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Thanks to David Blumenstein for this one!
 

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Margaret scratcher

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If ever your wife complains about your geeky audio hobby, show her this photo and suggest that it could be much worse:


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If ever your wife complains about your geeky audio hobby, show her this photo and suggest that it could be much worse:


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Ron was he at AXPONA marketing quantum treated audiophile tweaks and cables? He seems very well prepared for such an enterprise…
 
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Same with Elon Musk.:D
 

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In 1967 Dmitri Borgmann made his way from UGLY to BEAUTIFUL by means of dictionary definitions:

UGLY — OFFENSIVE
OFFENSIVE — INSULTING
INSULTING — INSOLENT
INSOLENT — PROUD
PROUD — LORDLY
LORDLY — STATELY
STATELY — GRAND
GRAND — GORGEOUS
GORGEOUS — BEAUTIFUL
 

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Two audio buddies wishing for the absolute sound. or natural sound
 

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I gave a five-star rating to a coffee maker on Amazon. A customer purchased it based on my recommendation.
i got an angry question. "I put 14 oz. of water in the machine and only got 12 oz. of coffee. What happened to the other 2 oz.:" o_O
 

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