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This squirrel has the persistence of an audiophile, and it actually gets there
Priorities...
Husband: My wife is missing. She went fishing yesterday and has not come home...
Sergeant at Police Station:
What is her height?
Husband:
Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant:
Weight?
Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant:
Color of eyes?
Husband:
Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant:
Color of hair?
Husband:
Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
Sergeant:
What was she wearing?
Husband:
Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sergeant:
What kind of vehicle
Husband:
She went in my boat
Sergeant:
What kind of boat was it?
Husband:
It's a 2003 champion 203 elite with a 2017 mercury proxs 250 with 2 8ft powerpole red blades .has custom led deck lights, new seats and carpet. Sonic hub radio system hooked to a lowrance hds 12 gen 2 unit and a hds 10 gen 1 on the bow. Has a hydrowave and a 10" atlas hydraulic jackplate with dual blinker trim control. Has a black keel guard with a freshly painted trailer and custom black wheels. Its a dual console with lighted live wells and a new minnkota fortrex 112 trolling motor with a 52 inch shaft.
At this point the husband started choking up. . .
Sergeant:
Don't worry buddy. We'll find your boat
Tom
Husband: My wife is missing. She went fishing yesterday and has not come home...
Sergeant at Police Station:
What is her height?
Husband:
Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant:
Weight?
Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant:
Color of eyes?
Husband:
Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant:
Color of hair?
Husband:
Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
Sergeant:
What was she wearing?
Husband:
Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sergeant:
What kind of vehicle
Husband:
She went in my boat
Sergeant:
What kind of boat was it?
Husband:
It's a 2003 champion 203 elite with a 2017 mercury proxs 250 with 2 8ft powerpole red blades .has custom led deck lights, new seats and carpet. Sonic hub radio system hooked to a lowrance hds 12 gen 2 unit and a hds 10 gen 1 on the bow. Has a hydrowave and a 10" atlas hydraulic jackplate with dual blinker trim control. Has a black keel guard with a freshly painted trailer and custom black wheels. Its a dual console with lighted live wells and a new minnkota fortrex 112 trolling motor with a 52 inch shaft.
At this point the husband started choking up. . .
Sergeant:
Don't worry buddy. We'll find your boat
Tom
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