Recently the news on TV and the Internet are truly funny; I won't even bother to mention which and which as everybody knows.
And then amid all the fun turmoil stuff came this, which I remember when it first made the news, and without a culprit yet they ask help from the public with a little cash reward for a snitch ...
• https://www.cnn.com/style/article/gold-toilet-theft-images-scli-intl/index.html
Read that Arnold Schwarzenegger was originally going to star in "Taken", but he kept screwing up the lines. When the bad guy said, "We've got your kid," he said, "The one from my wife or the one from the maid?"