That, and 1) they screw up your naps, 2) you can’t return them if you get a faulty one, 3) they might grow up to be criminals, or worse 4) soccer lovers!
The record store I go to has a pool table. No one could find the 8 ball. Guess what was found rattling around in the speaker cabinet for bass guitar that has like 100 screws on the back of it, after someone's kid was running around?
