The WBF humor and joke thread.

[Gregadd]

Defintion of diplomacy
Teacher: Your son has poor grades.
Parents: What is the problem ?
Teacher: He nas potential. He just needs to apply himself.

 

[ACHiPo]

Defintion of diplomacy
Teacher: Your son has poor grades.
Parents: What is the problem ?
Teacher: He nas potential. He just needs to apply himself.

Gee that sounds familiar. Heard that a lot growing up.

 

[Michael Davitt]

 

[bonzo75]

 

[Michael Davitt]

(January 17, 1922 – December 31, 2021)


“People have told me 'Betty, Facebook is a great way to keep in touch with old friends...'
.. At my age, if I wanted to keep in touch with old friends, I'd need a Ouija board”
? Betty White

“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”
? Betty White


A television pioneer, She broke the mold . . .. .. . .. .

 

[treitz3]

Tom

 

[carl13]

 

[Michael Davitt]

Right after takeoff, a pilot comes on the microphone to welcome his passengers. “Thank you for flying with us. The weather is...." Then he suddenly starts screaming while still on the mic, “OH MY GOD! IT IS BURNING!!, IT IS BURNING!" Then silence...​

A few seconds later, he comes back on and says, “I’m terribly sorry about what happened. I spilled some scorching hot coffee on my lap...you should see my pants!!”

A voice from the back of the plane yelled, “Why don’t you come back here and see ours?”

 

[ddk]

 

[Bobvin]

Probably too controversial to have been allowed on Facebook or Youtube!

 

[Michael Davitt]

 

[Michael Davitt]

 

[carl13]

 

[Michael Davitt]

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
~ Groucho Marx

 

[bonzo75]

Not sure why people are surprised Djokovic was sent back from the Australian airport. His name is No Vac. That's the Djok

 

[AMR / iFi audio]

 

[tapepath]

 

[Michael Davitt]

 

[Michael Davitt]

 

[carl13]