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When der is something
New and exciting to zee
It's nice to have a Showgirl
To show it to Me !
New and exciting to zee
It's nice to have a Showgirl
To show it to Me !
From 78s to LPs to Cassettes to Reel to Reels to CDs . . .
What a Long Strange Trip It's been ~
What a Long Strange Trip It's been ~
Every ten years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence to speak two words.
Ten years go by and it’s one monk’s first chance.
He thinks for a second before saying, “Food bad.”
Ten years later, he says, “Bed hard.”
It’s the big day, a decade later. He gives the head monk a long stare and says, “I quit.”
“I’m not surprised,” the head monk says.
“You’ve been complaining ever since you got here.”
Ten years go by and it’s one monk’s first chance.
He thinks for a second before saying, “Food bad.”
Ten years later, he says, “Bed hard.”
It’s the big day, a decade later. He gives the head monk a long stare and says, “I quit.”
“I’m not surprised,” the head monk says.
“You’ve been complaining ever since you got here.”
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