The WBF humor and joke thread.

[rando]

 

[Michael Davitt]

 

[Michael Davitt]

Those cheap "Beats" headphones might be fakes !​

Here's how to tell:​

Plug headphones into a proper audio source.
Play any music.
Now listen closely . . .

1. Note the nuances of the bass. Is it clean and well-defined ?
2. Are the high frequencies nice and crisp ?
3. Pay attention to the mid-range frequencies . . . are they balanced with the high and low frequencies ?

If you answered YES to any of the above steps . . . sorry, you were ripped off !

 

[Michael Davitt]

How do you milk a sheep and make a profit ?​

Remove the audio jack . . .

 

[Michael Davitt]

A recent survey by a prominent political pollster
shows that the average voter has
one breast and one testicle . . .

 

[bonzo75]

 

[Michael Davitt]

 

[carl13]

The Audiophile's Wife

A gathering place for the victims of sound.

www.theaudiophileswife.com

 

[P-pan]

Never work alone in the evenings ...

https://imgur.com/wbrwscH

 

[rando]

 

[AMR / iFi audio]

 

[rpk]

gold plated, rhodium, copper was yesterday.....

 

[Steveo]

 

[andromedaaudio]

A mechanic of the cardealership in NL ( probably Ferrari dealership Hilversum) took a clients Ferrari Enzo ( 3 million euro ) for a test ride

Ferrari Enzo van drie miljoen euro crasht tegen boom in Baarn

Dinsdagochtend is een Ferrari Enzo aan de Amsterdamsestraatweg (N221) in Baarn in de prak gereden tegen een boom.

www.telegraaf.nl

 

[bonzo75]

AMBIDEXTROUS is ambidextrous — its first half draws on the first half of the alphabet, its second on the second.

 

[AMR / iFi audio]

A mechanic of the cardealership in NL ( probably Ferrari dealership Hilversum) took a clients Ferrari Enzo ( 3 million euro ) for a test ride

Ferrari Enzo van drie miljoen euro crasht tegen boom in Baarn

Dinsdagochtend is een Ferrari Enzo aan de Amsterdamsestraatweg (N221) in Baarn in de prak gereden tegen een boom.

www.telegraaf.nl

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at least right now, the mechanic can be sure that there is something wrong with the car (hope he's ok).

 

[andromedaaudio]

at least right now, the mechanic can be sure that there is something wrong with the car (hope he's ok).

When a dealer in holland says testride he means business.

I doubt the mechanic is still working there though

 

[AMR / iFi audio]

When a dealer in holland says testride he means business.

I doubt the mechanic is still working there though

I guess it did not work out then.

 

[bonzo75]

Danish Physicist Niels Bohr was known to have a horseshoe prominently displayed above the door frame of his office. Asked what it was for, he replied that it was a good luck charm that helped his physics equations. "But do you believe in that superstition?" he was asked. "Of course not!" the future Nobel winner replied. "But I have been told that it works whether you believe in it or not..."

 

[Michael Davitt]

Hey :
I just got my in home test kit for Covid- 19 !



Now do I trust It ? ? ?



Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs could be labeled "IRONY"

The word irony has come to be applied to events that are merely curious or coincidental, and while some feel this is an incorrect use of the word, it is merely a new one. This use of irony regards what’s called situational irony. Situational irony involves a striking reversal of what is expected . . . as in I should have seen that coming . . .