You have a great sense of humor.
I recently bought some genuine shungite pyramids. The idea is they neutralize EMI and RFI. Apparently, high purity-stones of this variety can also purify water. I don't think the shungite will influence how my audio equipment sounds; since they are far from sources of contamination, such as a Wi-Fi router/unused inputs covered. Let's see if helps with my low energy levels. For the past few weeks I've been very tired (yawning during the day) and if it does make a difference, then we know EMI and RFI are the culprits. I still sleep 7-8 hours a day and eat healthy food/don't drink anymore.
Shungite is for real.
I bought 4 shungite pyramids from Karelian Heritage on amazon. They also have a website:
Karelian Heritage - Buy authentic shungite
I placed 3 of them around the office; and one in my bedroom.
a) 1 close to my laptop / work area.
b) 1 on top of my bookshelf (about 15 feet away from me)
c) 1 on top of my computer monitor stand and it's adjacent to the Wi-Fi router (9.5 inches above the floor on a mount).
d) 1 on my nightstand beside my smartphone charging station.
Earlier today, I was out for Christmas shopping. I spent about 4 hours shopping for family and friends.
I was exhausted and I felt like going to sleep after parking my car in the garage.
Upon returning home, I walked up the stairs, entered my office, and suddenly felt a surge of energy and a sense of calm/clarity. My mind instantly became refreshed as well.
I had no reservations or beliefs about the results. It all hit me like a gust of wind.
And my energy levels are back to normal. I'm actually being serious.
I definitely recommend shungite in a house; or strategically-placed in a listening room.
And the best part? it only cost me $47.99 CDN.
I'll probably buy more.
* I am in no way affiliated with Karelian Heritage *
Only found their store after doing some solid research.
- DMK